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I currently live in the Los Angeles area. I moved here from Pittsburgh, PA. Even though the weather is great, and I can go salsa dancing any day of the week, there are things about L.A. that I CANNOT get used to.
Take for instance a new hot spot called "The Club" located in Beverly Hills. Patrons of "The Club" enjoy top notch, country club treatment from massages to custom made specialty meals (ethnic, kosher, and vegetarian) to private "cabins" "duplexes" and "bungalows." The patrons even have special beds created to suit their body types in their napping quarters.
Now here is the part that really gets me. The patrons are (get this) DOGS. I swear on my life, I couldn't make this up if I tried! This place is literally where rich morons leave their pets. Let me get this off my chest: DOGS DO NOT NEED A KOSHER DIET. I am not Jewish, but I am pretty sure that when God handed down the Mosaic Law on those stone tablets, he wasn't directing it towards dogs. Before you know it, someone around here is gonna start circumcising lil spot! Oy VEI!!!
And what kind of person devotes her life to being a dog masseuse? And to think this doggie country club is located in a county where 90,000 homeless people live. Something is not right. Something is SERIOUSLY not right. Only in L.A.
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Wow. You have got to be kidding me.
Do you think they have little doggie cocktails and margaritas, too?
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Doggie club
That really is just too funny.
"Dress shabbily, they notice the dress. Dress impeccably, they notice the woman." - Coco Chanel
I dunno
I don't know what kind of person treats their dogs so well, but I know that when I researched Pet Stores and Pet Supply stores for a project in 2003, the market had seen a nearly 210% increase from 2000 and was on a steady rise.Now i sort of kick myself wishing I'd gotten in on that lil piece of action!
Cher Carter
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La La Land
You know, I've lived in the LA area for over 15 years now, and all I can say is WELCOME TO LA LA LAND, you have now officially left Earth and are on another planet entirely. Let the wackiness begin....
Many of these folks truly believe their pet is their "fur child" and treat them as such. The higher up the income ladder you look, the more likely you'll see this.
If you'd like a true taste of life here, rent Steve Martin's LA STORY. Most who have seen this movie and have never lived here will shake their heads and think Steve was hallucinating when he wrote this, but those of us who live here nod our heads sagely and laugh our butts off because we recognize every single character in the movie.
Beautymark, just sit back, be entertained watching the locals, and wonder how you'll be different if/when you leave here. We all are changed somehow. Cheers!